Friday, October 31, 2008

Men Are Useless

Every single freaking one of them.

And people say women are indecisive.

Men take a gazillion years to decide whether its food time.

Another gazillion years passes before they decide that yes, it's time to get food.

Then another gazillion years passes.

Then they take another gazillion years to decide what to eat.

Then they take a gazillion years to get up, get dressed and go.

And when they get there, they take another gazillion years to decide what they want to eat.

Men... USELESS! pfft.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

15 Things About Me

--From Wei Yi--

1. When arranging chairs and tables, they MUST be in a straight line.

2. I get rather OCD when I'm arranging stuff, well some of it anyway. You should've seen the way I used to arrange my Barbie doll's clothing.

3. I love peanut butter, but not the peanut butter here - they aren't sweet enough.

4. I'm not allergic to crustaceans, but I don't really like them either.

5. I don't watch TV, not on a conventional TV anyway.

6. I can't sing, I've been told many a time I can't sing, but I do it anyway.

7. I can burst out laughing, roll around in fits of giggles, laugh till I can't breathe, laugh till I start crying and still continue laughing.

8. I don't make my bed AT ALL. It has always pissed my mum off and will probably always continue to do so. I just don't see the point in it. I'm going to go to sleep in it and mess it up again anyway.

9. I have the attention span of a 4 year old - which is about 30 seconds

10. I like Chinese tea.

11. I don't know how many dimples I have. All I know is I have a lot of blemishes. What happened to my clear-ish skin from highschool?!

12. I'm right handed. Always was, currently am, and always will be.

13. Did I tell you about the time I supplied blood for my class' science experiment?

14. I hate studying. I hate hate hate studying.

15. I love heights. There's just something about being so so far away from ground that gives me adrenaline, thrill and exhilaration.

Friday, October 10, 2008


the worst thing about life is that you never really get out of it alive

Saturday, October 04, 2008

you know what i think? (2)

i think pepperoni pizza is one of the best pizzas around. its nice. its simple. its flavourful.

but you know what i think is better than pepperoni pizza?
pepperoni pizza with pineapple.

i know, i know... it sounds like a very weird combination.. but it is so good! its inception came about on the day when i was craving for both pepperoni AND pineapple (duhhh) so I got Horst (who works at dominos which is extremely handy) to make me one. and my my did I not regret that.

the spicy salty paper thin pepperoni with the hint of sweet from the pineapple is absolutely an orgasm in the mouth!

go ahead, you know you want to try it.

p/s - a fact that Horst constantly reminds me. I cannot seem to pronounce pizza. i always go pittza.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008


This post goes out to Reuben.

Flatmates can be exasperating when they don't clean up the kitchen.
But at other times, they are a ball of fun and provided much needed entertainment.
Tonight, for example:-

Me, Vinny, Andy and Reuben are enjoying a little time off our work, discussing about love, life, sex and bananas. [No, we were actually discussing pizzas, screw ups and the guys were talking about DotA].

So there we were, happily eating and chatting when Horst walks out of the common bathroom and screams "NAKED!!!".

All of us continued on talking... except for Reuben. Reuben turned around.

We didn't stop laughing for the next 5 minutes at Reuben's expense.

This wouldn't have been half as funny if it wasn't for the fact that Horst played the exact same prank two or three months ago, and like this time, only Reuben turned around.