but i DO care..

*shakes salt into OJ*

*weird stares*

* "yeah, she's weird like that" *

can I buy an hour of YOUR time?

The man came home from work late again, tired and irritated, to find his 5 year old son waiting for him at the door.

"Daddy, may I ask you a question?" Yeah, sure, what is it?" replied the man.

"Daddy, how much money do you make an hour?"

"That's none of your business! What makes you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.

"I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?" pleaded the little boy.

"If you must know, I make $20.00 an hour." "Oh," the little boy replied, head bowed. Looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I borrow $10.00 please?"

The father was furious. "If the only reason you wanted to know how much money I make is just so you can borrow some to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you're being so selfish. I work long, hard hours everyday and don't have time for such childish games."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even madder about the little boy's questioning. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money. After an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think he may have been a little hard on his son. Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $10.00, and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

"Are you asleep son?" he asked.

"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.

"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the man. "It's been a long day and I took my aggravation out on you. Here's that $10.00 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, beaming. "Oh, thank you daddy!" he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow, he pulled out some more crumpled up bills.

The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at the man.

"Why did you want more money if you already had some?" the father grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied. "Daddy, I have $20.00 now.
Can I buy an hour of your time?

140 Life Experiences (I've had 70)

Have You…

( ) Had an Asthma Attack
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Smoked Weed
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol
(x) Been In Love
( ) Been Dumped
( ) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
( ) Snuck Out Of A Parent’s House

total so far: 3

(x) Ever Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn’t Have Them Back
( ) Been Arrested
( ) Seen Someone You Know Get Arrested
( ) Made Out With A Stranger
( ) Gone Out On A Blind Date
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Something Die

total so far: 7

(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone you met on Myspace/Facebook
( ) Been Mosh Pitting
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love(d) Someone Who You Can’t Have
(x) Been in a Bad Relationship (more like a bad nearly relationship)

total so far: 13

(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Snow Angel
(x) Had/Been To A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone Puddle Jumping
(x) Played Dress Up
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game

total so far: 20

(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
( ) Used A Fake / Someone Else’s ID
( ) Watched The Sunset/Sunrise
(x) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Kissed A Snake
(x) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Robbed Someone
(x) Been Misunderstood

total so far: 25

( ) Pet A Deer
( ) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended
(x) Had Detention (more like i went for detention to keep vin company)
(x) Been In A Car/ Motorcycle Accident
(x) Had / Have Braces
( )Eaten A Whole Pint of Ice Cream in One Night
(x) Had Deja Vu
(x) Checked Out Someone In A Vehicle While Driving
(x) Hated The Way You Look

total so far: 31

(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been Obsessed With Post-it-Notes
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
( ) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep

total so far: 39

(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn’t
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe

total so far: 45

( ) Watched The Sun Set With Someone You Care / Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
( ) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (WTF????) The monkey’s a human monkey i guess.
(x) Worn Pearls (for 5 minutes yes)
( ) Jumped Off A Ledge Into Water

total so far: 49

(x) Screamed “Penis” In Class (Does “Chi bai count?)
( ) Swam With Stingrays
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole / Freezer / Ice Cube
( ) Kissed a Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex’s Clothes
( ) Sat On A Roof Top
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done/Attempted A One-handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Stayed Up All Night (its called uni + procrastination)

total so far: 54

( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
( ) Climbed A Tree
( ) Had/Been In A Treehouse
(x) Have Been / Are Scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
( ) Seen / Felt a Ghost
( ) Have / Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes or Flip Flops
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Been To / Visited Someone At Jail
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On

total so far: 55

(x) Been Told You’re Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
( ) Caught A Fish
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried (happens all the time)
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
( ) Mooned / Flashed Someone ( wooo this sounds fun)
(x) Had Someone Moon / Flash You

total so far: 60

(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone’s Name
(x) Slept Naked
( ) French Braided Someone’s Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping In A pool
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
( ) Went Scuba-Diving / Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity

total so far: 65

(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
( ) Been Shot At With A Paint Ball / Bee Bee Gun
( ) Had Sex On The Beach
( ) Flattened Someone’s Tires
( ) Drove In A Car Until The Gas Light Came On
(x) Had Five Dollars Or Less To Your Name And Bought Something

total: 70

I.Got.Tagged.AGAIN.

cannot believe this. I got tagged AGAIN by both WeiYi and Tasha..

1. How old will you be in 10 months?
19 and a bit I believe

2. Do you think you will get married?
Probably

3. What do you look forward the most in 3 months time?
Nothing much to be honest. That is probably S2 exam period.

4. Who was the last person to call you?
My darling VJB

5. Play or Eat?
Both - being the slack bummer that I am.

6. What were you doing at 12. am last night?
Wouldn't YOU like to know.. ;)

7. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Married. The last I checked.

8. When was the last time u saw your mum
In February when she came over for a holiday.

9. What happened at 11 a.m?
I was in Phil 139 absorbing absolutely nothing.

10. Are you a social person?
I'm not a social butterfly nor wallpaper. Does that answer your question?

11. What was the last thing you ate
Dinner.. which consisted of burger and chips.

12. Whats your favourite ice cream?
Usually chocolate!

13. What is your favourite desert?
All kinds of desserts.

14. How many glasses of water do you drink on average?
No idea. Enough, I should think.

15. What do you drink in the morning?
Milk or milo or coffee.

16. Have u kissed sm1 before?
Yes.

17. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.

18. What is your fav thing to spend money on?
Clothes and girly stuff... Food.

19. Do you wear any jewelery?
Yes.

20. Who is the funniest person you know?
I know a lot of funny people.. Ie celinechu and yenshengpan.. Pan cracks me up with his witty comments.

21. Which type of girl/boy do u like the most?
Hmm.. hard to say...

22. Are you missing someone now?
Yes.

23. Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfren?
I have a boyfriend, and have many girlfriends.
Ditto.

24. Do you hate someone?
Its too tiring to hate someone..

25. Are you loving someone now?
Yes.

I tag...
whoever who cares to do this.

drink and get high

Let's all drink and get high baybeh!


Cheers to my smashing S1 results!

Economics - A
Stats - A
Laws 102 - B+

Spanking if I should say so myself!
However, my legal method test result was disappointing to say the least. No, really, right this moment, I'm thinking, even disappointing would be an understatement.


Here goes another $75 to my 007 casino royale themed law ball night.. This had better be a good night.. Though a lot of people who was supposed to go initially pulled out last minute. Over 350++ tickets sold within 5 hours and 12 minutes. Is that a record or what. They really weren't lying when they said that LawBall is ridiculously popular. That and it's an OpenBar all night long.


Expecting another long semester ahead. Lots of drinking to be done, and weed... Yeah nah.



Schleepy time I reckon.. Lecture in about 9 hours.

Bipolarism

Don't judge me until you know me

I think I'm bipolar. Today anyway. One minute I'm so freaking high, the next minute I'm so freaking blah. Swear to God.


Anyway, Uni starts tomorrow.. and I have yet to even look at my Stats project.. I.A.M.S.C.R.E.W.E.D.



That and I really have to stop swearing. Its shocking! Even the guys are like "Yvonne! Jeez! You're a girl! Stop swearing for God's sake!!!"
Now, they have plans to set up a swearing jar. Each time I swear, I will be fined NZD 1.00. By the end of this year, I will probably be able to afford a BMW.

Life Part 2

I know I promised no more depressing posts until my mood is somewhat lifted but I just couldn't help myself.

Today is WednesdayThursday.. I'm losing track of my days. Its already Thursday. There goes half my holidays to doing absolutely nothing.

Reading Xin Yu's post before -


sometimes i don't know whether i love my life or hate it. i have a great family, i have tons of friends, and a bunch of really close ones whom i can talk to all day all night. i'm taking a course i actually like in university, i live in a great place. i'm not awfully disfigured, i'm content with how i look. i have everything i need, i have almost everything i want. still......

sometimes i feel lonely, i feel down. you might be too busy to talk to me, and i feel you're avoiding me. insecure? definitely. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and feel that there's no point in living anymore, then i go back to sleep wishing i don't ever have to wake up again.



and remembering a conversation I had with Michael,


"i feel like i belong nowhere. i feel so unwanted. whether its at home, or when i'm at your place with the rest. it just feels like there is no place for me in this world"


I am reminded of feelings all too familiar to my heart. I couldn't have said it all any better myself. Its like they took the thoughts right out of my mind and laid them down in words.


LIfe - its a freaking bitch.