What Grinds My Gears
You know what really grinds my gears? -Peter Griffin-
Half arsed quitters who say they want to quit but don't quite end up quitting..
"Meh meh meh.. Its my life.. Let me do whatever I want"
If you're gonna quit, just quit. If you're gonna smoke, just smoke. Don't say that you're gonna quit, then let me catch you the next day with a fag in your hand. Cos then do you know what you are? A F.A.G.
"Meh meh meh.. This is the last ciggarette I'm going to have. I'll enjoy it and from tomorrow I will stop smoking. Promise."
You know what? Your promise means nothing.. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO ME simply because this is the one millionth, eight hundred fifty third thousand nine hundred twenty second time you have told me that you are going to quit.
And when you crawl to me telling me that you have been diagnosed with lung cancer don't expect sympathy from me because I will laugh. Yes, I will laugh. I'm not and won't be sorry simply because you had that one coming.
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is what really grinds my gears. Thank you. Thank you very much.
+ Foamy's Rant +
Look for Smoking Smokers under the Foamy's Rant link above-the toons which semi inspired my very own little rant here.
Half arsed quitters who say they want to quit but don't quite end up quitting..
"Meh meh meh.. Its my life.. Let me do whatever I want"
If you're gonna quit, just quit. If you're gonna smoke, just smoke. Don't say that you're gonna quit, then let me catch you the next day with a fag in your hand. Cos then do you know what you are? A F.A.G.
"Meh meh meh.. This is the last ciggarette I'm going to have. I'll enjoy it and from tomorrow I will stop smoking. Promise."
You know what? Your promise means nothing.. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO ME simply because this is the one millionth, eight hundred fifty third thousand nine hundred twenty second time you have told me that you are going to quit.
And when you crawl to me telling me that you have been diagnosed with lung cancer don't expect sympathy from me because I will laugh. Yes, I will laugh. I'm not and won't be sorry simply because you had that one coming.
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is what really grinds my gears. Thank you. Thank you very much.
+ Foamy's Rant +
Look for Smoking Smokers under the Foamy's Rant link above-the toons which semi inspired my very own little rant here.
posted by castalnetta at
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
4 Comments:
"All a man's got is his word, without that, he's not a man."
Jo's stock is constantly on the decline. It's amazing if anyone would want to buy that BRIGHT GREEN company.
bright green??? WTF anyway, I dont remember saying I was gonna quit for a while now... and I don't expect sympathy or pity for whatever reasons.
@ pan, "All a man's got is his word, without that...."
hes just a man without his word.
Haha. Von, your post is pretty much what I said to my dad when I wanted him to quit smoking for good. He could just never do it. Funny enough, he's making good progress ever since I left home...
Anyway, I feel most people comprehend addiction, but not understand it. Its not easy to break the cycle, thats for sure.
Interesting stuff. See ya soon! I'm coming back home, yay!
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