maturity doesn't come with age

TOP TEN REASONS WHY I WOULD WANNA BE FIVE YEARS OLD AND DON'T EVER WANNA GROW UP (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER)

1. you can have ice cream stains all over your clothes and people will still think you are cute.

2. you can scream, cry, kick up a fuss and no one would show you the finger.

3. scraped knees are always better than broken hearts.

4. life revolved around who gets to play on the swing or in the sand pit.

5. you don't have to worry about your waistline even after a whole tub of ice cream.

6. playtime has an allocated time slot in your day.

7. wardrobe malfunctions are actually allowed and excused.

8. money was never a thing you would give a damn about. it was always about legos, barbies, and play doh

9. you can't be blamed for acting like a child.

10. ignoring a person was as simple as "i don't want to friend you anymore."